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♪ if the sky is falling take my hand and hold it you don't have to be alone ♪ ♪ no no i won't let you go won't let you go won't let you go ♪ ♪ and if you feel the fading of the light and you're too weak to carry on the fight ♪ ♪ and all your friends that you count on have disappeared i'll be here not gone ♪ ♪ forever holding on oh ♪ ♪ if there's love just feel it if there's life we'll see it ♪
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♪ this is no time to be alone no no ♪ ♪ i won't let you go won't let you go won't let you go ♪ ♪ if the sky is falling take my hand and hold it you don't have to be alone no no ♪ ♪ i won't let you go won't let you go won't let you go i won't let ♪ ♪ won't let i won't let won't let won't let you go ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: james morrison. james, nice job, buddy. welcome back, man. good to see you again. that was great. i want to thank my guests kristen stewart, randy jackson, of course, james morrison. thanks to "american idol" finalist skylar laine.
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and jimmy fallon happening right now. jimmy! have a great weekend. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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jimmy: oh! that feels good right there! thank you very much! thank you so much, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." it's going to be a good show tonight. i can feel it. it's good. [ cheers and applause ] i can feel it. let's get to some news here, you guys. here's some good news for republicans. i read that in the last year, new jersey governor chris christie's approval rating has gone up 12 points. that's impressive. usually, the only time he picks up a dozen is when he goes to krispy kreme. >> steve: what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's good that -- you see this? verizon is planning to launch the country's first ever 911 texting service. of course, it's embarrassing when you text, "there's a fire in my house, come soon!" and the autocorrect is like, "there's a fire in my hole, come spoon." [ laughter ] [ applause ] i'll be right over. i'll be right over.
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>> steve: that's a different kind of emergency. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is interesting, a new study found that most people can't go ten minutes without lying. yeah. but since the study took 20 minutes, nobody knows what to believe. [ laughter ] that's right, most people can't go ten minutes without lying. we have a name for those ten minutes. job interviews. [ laughter ] hey, did you guys see this? after snooki was seen buying pink baby toys, it's rumored that she's having a girl. >> steve: aw. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can you imagine, a little snooki stumbling around, spitting up? [ laughter ] it'll be like -- it will be like snooki. [ laughter ] it really be like the exact same -- not much of a difference. probably more clothing. >> steve: right, yeah. >> jimmy: more clothing. check this out. a sixth-grader in illinois is making news for getting a perfect score on the math section of the s.a.t. so on behalf of everyone here at "late night," i just want to say nerd!
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[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] congratulations, i guess. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: hey, listen to this. a new survey ranked trump tower in new york city as one of the ugliest buildings in the world. [ cheers ] even trump's hair was like, "yeah, what an eye sore." [ laughter ] oh, boy. here's some movie news. director james cameron announced that he's planning to release three sequels to "avatar." oh, come on. none for "titanic?" i mean, that was -- [ laughter ] and finally, a woman in texas recently found her long lost brother on craigslist. which would have been really sweet if they hadn't met in the casual encounters section. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much.
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we've got a great show, everybody. i don't know if you know this, but "thank you notes" is a book again. here it is. [ cheers and applause ] "thank you notes 2." the sequel, two. and it comes out may 22nd. two, two, two is the theme. yeah. it's in color. [ laughter ] it only costs 14 american dollars and this is amazing. the first 50,000 or so are limited editions. it's a very special surprise here. ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] then, you get out the piano. james, we don't even need you anymore, buddy. [ audience aws ] anyway. it's a good thing. it's great. [ laughter ] you've got funny thank you notes on there. you got like -- oh, let me give you one here. let me give you a taste. here. "thank you, motion sensor hand towel machine. you never work so i just end up looking like i'm waving hello to a wall robot."
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[ laughter ] or, "thank you, lucky rabbit's foot. nothing brings me more karmic luck than clutching the severed foot of an unlucky bunny." [ laughter ] stuff like that. it's all there. anyway, "thank you notes 2." may 22nd. [ cheers and applause ] if you preorder it, go to the zon. >> steve: right, go to zon. >> jimmy: go to zon. everyone is calling it the zon now. >> steve: everybody's calling it zon. >> jimmy: so >> steve: right. i call it the zon. >> jimmy: the zon. so you've got to go to the zon. and if you preorder it -- no one is calling it the zon. [ laughter ] >> steve: pro-order it. pro-order it. >> jimmy: no one says pro-order either. you're changing words. preorder it on amazon. you might get one of these special edition copies that plays the theme song, right there you guys. we have a great show tonight. she's a giant movie star and one of the coolest. we love it when she comes to visit. cameron diaz is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] >> whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo! >> jimmy: olympic superstar
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michael phelps will be stopping by! [ cheers and applause ] and music from of monsters and men, tonight! [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be rocking. rocking show tonight. hey, guys, it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go! ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of being the tanning mom. [ laughter ] you know about this lady? >> steve: i saw. >> jimmy: she's the new jersey mom that got in trouble for supposedly taking her 6-year-old daughter tanning. can we see a picture of the mom there? [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] it looks like she's having a good time. she's -- they're calling her tanorexic. i think she's beautiful. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: and i think the haters are just jealous, fat and ugly. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah. haters gonna hate. >> jimmy: anyway --
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[ laughter ] let's take a look at the pros and cons of the being the tanning mom. here we go. pro, she could parlay her new found fame into a career. con, like making candy for willy wonka. [ laughter ] it's a good job. it's lucrative. >> steve: yeah. the more candy they eat. >> jimmy: i know. >> steve: order it on zon. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no one is calling amazon, zon. >> steve: how do you know that? >> jimmy: because, i don't know. hey, raise your hands. does anyone here call amazon, zon? [ scattered cheers ] [ laughter ] so mean. it's just being cruel. pro, even snooki said she's gone too far. [ laughter ] con, that's like the pot calling the kettle orange. isn't it? if you think about it? if you think about it, that's true. pro, hollywood might make a movie out of her life. con, the nfl might make footballs out of her skin. [ laughter ] they can't do that legally. can they do that? >> steve: no, they can't anymore. [ cheers and applause ] no.
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>> jimmy: pro, she's taking steps to improve her tarnished image. con, like applying thompson's water seal every night before bed. [ laughter ] >> steve: right. >> jimmy: you've got to moisturize. you can't -- >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: pro, this weekend her husband cooked her breakfast in bed. con, by slopping some bisquick on her back while she was asleep. [ laughter ] don't turn over yet. >> steve: that smells good. [ laughter ] she's like a stove as well. >> jimmy: pro, when someone points a finger at her, she points one right back. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: con, wait, never mind. that's a cheeto. sorry. my bad. my bad. [ laughter ] and finally, her favorite tanning bed has three settings. con, low, medium, and oh, hell no. [ laughter ] that is the "pros and cons." you guys, we'll be right back with "freestyling with the roots." it's a lot of fun. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: welcome back. welcome back, everybody. i always say our show is lucky to have the greatest band in late night, the roots, right there, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] they are talented guys and just great guys to work with. but it isn't always fun and games, you guys. from time to time, we put the roots to the test. we pick people from our audience, and we have the roots make up song about them on the spot. it's time for "freestylin' with the roots." here we go! ♪ time to freestyle with the roots ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: hey. >> hey. >> jimmy: hey, roots, you ready to do this? >> yes. >> jimmy: all right, here we go, you guys. who wants the roots to write a song about them? [ scattered cheers ] you do? you do? come on, stand up.
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how you doing, pal? here you go. >> i'm good, thank you. >> jimmy: very good. what is your name? >> jen. >> jimmy: all right, jen, very good. that's two "n"s? >> just one "n." >> jimmy: i know, i'm just kidding. >> yeah, obviously. >> jimmy: jen, where are you from? >> i'm from ontario, canada. >> jimmy: hey, welcome. we love canada. [ scattered applause ] ontario, canada. very, very good. now, last weekend was the kentucky derby. a big horse race. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now, if you had a horse, what would you name it? >> oh, um -- honeymoon, because i'm on my honeymoon. >> jimmy: awesome, no way. >> yeah. >> jimmy: there he is, that's your -- [ applause ] how you doing, buddy? nice to see you. honeymoon. very good. i like honeymoon, that's a good name for a horse. >> thanks. >> jimmy: roots, we have our pal jen here. one "n." she's from ontario, canada and she's hoping that one day her horse, honeymoon, will win the kentucky derby. for this first song, can you guys do in like a beach boys style song? because we had the beach boys on yesterday and they're great. >> yeah, that's awesome. >> jimmy: and the roots can do anything. ♪
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[ whistling ] ♪ my best friend jen is from ontario and not new jersey ♪ ♪ ooh-bop-bop a horse, honeymoon just ran in the kentucky derby ♪ ♪ ooh-bop-bop and if you want to beat that horse you know you're not worthy ♪ ♪ and lindsay lohan hasn't done much since she starred in "herbie" ♪ ♪ ooh-bop-bop ooh-bop-bop ooh ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congratulations, buddy. that's awesome. they're cool. that's awesome. how are you doing, buddy? all good? oh, you can do it. no, you can do it. come on, you can do it. you can do it, buddy. there you go. no, you'll be fine. yeah, there you go. what is your name?
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>> konrad. >> jimmy: okay, let's start again. [ laughter ] >> konrad. >> jimmy: konrad? >> konrad. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: conrad. all right, now, where are you from, konrad? >> not "c," "k." >> jimmy: "k," it doesn't matter. really? konrad, nice to see you. [ in foreign accent ] konrad. where you from, konrad? >> from poland. >> jimmy: you're from poland. and are you a fan of the show? >> yeah, i'm with my sister and my friends. >> jimmy: hey, that's cool welcome to our -- our country and our show. thank you for being here. "the avengers," do you know about the movie "the avengers?" >> no, i don't. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, it was a giant movie about super heroes. >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. okay, so i want to ask you, if you had a super hero power, what would it be, konrad? >> well -- i want to see the future. >> jimmy: you want to see the future? yeah, i like that. see the future. yeah, that's a good super power. see the future. all right, very good. and what would your super hero name be?
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>> uh -- scooby. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sc -- scooby? [ light laughter ] okay, very good. >> i like scooby! >> jimmy: okay, that's very good. >> yeah, i like scooby. >> jimmy: no, no. you don't have to explain yourself. i think it makes sense. [ light laughter ] roots, we have our pal konrad here. he's a good man. he has not seen "the avengers," yet. so no spoilers. [ laughter ] but, if he was as super hero, his power would be he'd want to see the future. and you know everyone has a great super hero name like superman, batman, spiderman -- here's comes scooby. [ laughter and applause ] ruh-roh? gotta get scooby here to see the future. here comes scooby to see the future. so for this one, there's new documentary about george harrison that's out there. it's really, really good.
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could you guys do it in, like, a song that sounds like it would be written by george? ♪ ♪ ♪ my friend name's konrad he is the police avenger welcome ♪ ♪ he's got the future he loves to see into ♪ ♪ his hero name would be scooby ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, nice to meet you, buddy. thank you for coming on our show. i appreciate it. i'm gonna scoot past you guys, here. if you don't mind, i'm going to scoot past you, here.
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how you doing? thanks guys. i appreciate it. how you doing? nice to see you. hey, how are you? >> great, how are you? >> jimmy: how you doing? [ cheers and applause ] thank you for not getting up. you're the only person who didn't get up. thank you so much. people are unbelievable. you feeling it, buddy? get up. there you go. how are you, buddy? >> good. >> jimmy: you okay? >> i'm great. >> jimmy: okay. what is your name? >> my name is michael. >> jimmy: michael? very good, michael. michael, this sunday is mother's day. how do you usually spend mother's day? >> my mom ends up cooking for us. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she ends up cooking for you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. mom ends up cooking. why do you let her do that? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: what does she make for you? >> mexican food. >> jimmy: she makes mexican food. and what do you eat? what is your favorite? what's your favorite mexican food? >> i don't know. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what does mom make you? >> enchiladas.
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whatever, it's different every year. >> jimmy: all right, get off my back. i'm just asking you a question. i'm not the police or anything. i'm just asking you. what is the best gift you ever got your mother, michael? >> i made her a handmade card when i was like three. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: how old are you now, michael? [ laughter ] >> i'm 19. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. handmade card. that's cute. >> thanks. >> jimmy: yeah, does she still have it? >> i think so. i hope. >> jimmy: i got my mom a rock once. >> nice. >> jimmy: and i colored it with crayon and she still has it. >> that's awesome. >> jimmy: yeah, it's pretty good. so she probably still has that hand made card. but -- you're due. [ light laughter ] you're due for a good present. you guys, roots, we got our pal michael here. he usually spends mother's day having him mom cook for him -- mexican food. and mom ends up cooking. and the best gift that he ever bought -- or got, his mother is a hand made card when he was three. and for this last one, can we do it like a james brown song? like, something funky and good. come on.
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tariq, i know you can do that. [ cheers and applause ] >> fellas? >> yeah? >> you ready? [ mumbles ] >> you movin'? >> movin'. >> you groovin'? [ mumbles ] >> hit me! >> ha! ♪ ♪ michael, michael, michael ooh yeah just the other day ♪ micheal's mom makes mexican food on mother's day ♪ ♪ ooh yeah that handmade card when you was three ♪ ♪ because he wasn't very friendly my homie's name is -- yeah, oh ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, my friend. i appreciate it. thank you to these guys! thank you to the roots! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is funny and talented and one of the biggest movie stars in the world. she's on a thousand magazines looking just gorgeous. here she is right here. look at this. "harper's bazarr uk" [ cheers and applause ] oh-lah-lah. starting next friday, may 18th, you can see her alongside an all-star cast in the movie, "what to expect when you're expecting." please welcome back to our show cameron diaz! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we love you so much. oh, my gosh. you look gorgeous. thank you for coming back to our show. >> thank you, handsome man. i'm so happy to be here. i'm always really happy when i come here. >> jimmy: we love it when you come on because -- >> puts a smile on the face. >> jimmy: you always come through the window, too -- as well. >> i know. i have some friends that live back there and always stop in -- >> jimmy: yeah, we got those neighbors. >> -- right before i come in. >> jimmy: i know those guys. >> hey guys, what's up -- we'll talk later after the show. >> jimmy: and then you just climb up the building and come into the show. >> exactly. >> jimmy: welcome back. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i saw you last night at the met gala. >> yes. that was fun, right? >> jimmy: i mean, that is amazing. >> anna wintour can really put on a party. >> jimmy: it was so fun. how about bruno mars? >> amazing. >> jimmy: that guy -- do you guys like bruno mars? >> oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] he does this great mash-up. like, he does -- i saw him play at the playboy mansion a
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couple -- like a month ago where he has this big party for his cover. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and -- >> jimmy: he was on the cover of "playboy"? >> oh, yes, he was. >> jimmy: i didn't see that issue. >> no, of course, it's like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: weird. >> oh, bruno. wow, i did not know. >> jimmy: they're really stretching these days. >> no, but -- >> jimmy: have you never seen him before live? >> amazing. >> jimmy: that guy is so talented. >> yeah, and his band is phenomenal. >> jimmy: the whole night was great and you looked gorgeous. oh, my gosh. >> thank you. >> jimmy: look at this, right here. ooh-lah-lah, sassoon. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: uh-huuuh. [ cheers and applause ] >> that was a 22 pound dress. >> jimmy: was it 22 pounds? >> yeah! >> jimmy: really? >> it was h-h-heavy. i mean, i was -- >> jimmy: so combined weight, is that 44 pounds? [ light laughter ] is it 22 -- what is it, chainmail? >> it was rhinestones. all those are, like, rhinestones. every single -- just strips and strips of rhinestones. stella and i had, you know, talked about what we wanted to do. we went back and forth about the
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design of it and came up with -- >> jimmy: stella mccartney. >> stella mccartney, who's amazing. she's -- >> jimmy: she really is good. >> i love her so much. >> jimmy: wait, so you go to design this with stella mccartney? >> yeah. it was a lot of fun. i know, with stella mccartney. i was like -- >> jimmy: have you ever designed anything? >> um -- all the time, but never actually get made. >> jimmy: drawings with a marker. yeah. >> but she said, "let's do embroidery." and i was like, "okay." and then, she sends me this e-mail like on friday going, "your dress might be a little heavy." and i get it, i take it -- i put in on on saturday for the last alteration. it's 30 pounds. 30 pounds. i was like -- >> jimmy: oh, my goodness, a 30 pound dress. >> we managed to cut 8 pounds out of that dress. >> jimmy: that's crazy. >> oh, my gosh. my knees are so -- they're so sore today. >> jimmy: it's a workout. it's a workout carrying a 30 pound outfit. here's stella here with you and m.i.a. >> m.i.a. ooh, my hair fell down a little bit over there. >> jimmy: oh, it looks cute, come on. >> it's so crazy. >> jimmy: you look gorgeous -- >> i look crazy right there.
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>> jimmy: you don't look crazy at all. i want to talk about your movie here. "what to expect when you're expecting." it's a giant book. i got to be honest, have not read it. yep. >> you don't -- that's not what you put yourself to sleep with every night? >> jimmy: i'm not up to that book yet. >> no. >> jimmy: but, it's a giant book. >> yes, it is. >> jimmy: this is a book that you get somebody they're -- if anyone's having a baby. most people have read this. >> every woman who's ever had a baby has read this at least once, just to know what's going on with your body and what's going on with the baby as it develops. and it was very clever how they turned that scientific book into the stories of five different couples who are basically acquiring families in five different ways. >> jimmy: and you and matthew morrison are a couple? >> yes. >> jimmy: and i think this is a good plot. you guys meet on a thing called -- what is it? >> "celebrity dance factor." yes, "celebrity dance factor." we've got all of it covered. >> jimmy: "celebrity dance factor." >> yes, season 15, or course. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love that it's been
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on for 14 seasons. so funny. and he is a reality star and you are like a coach -- >> i'm a reality -- >> jimmy: like "the biggest loser"? >> yeah, exactly. i'm a reality star, celebrity trainer. so, yeah. >> jimmy: we love matthew morrison, too. >> we've only known each other for a couple of months before, you know, we kind of -- are expecting, yeah. i think i have -- i was always believed that i had bum fallopian tube. but, apparently, i could spit one more out because -- >> jimmy: there you go. >> i got pregnant. >> jimmy: you got pregnant. >> in the movie, of course. >> jimmy: of course, yeah. i want to show a clip of you. here's cameron diaz and matthew morrison in "what to expect when you're expecting," you guys. >> i'm not circumcising my baby. well done, well done. front page. >> i was going to tell you. >> why is this such a big deal? >> because i don't think that it's right and i'm his mother. >> and i'm his father. parenthood is about compromise. >> well then compromise, evan. >> i have. >> in every relationship there's an alpha and a beta. >> together: and i'm the alpha. no, i'm the alpha. no, i am!
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>> jinx. >> what are you guys doing? >> come on, pick it up! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love it. jillian michaels. what are you looking at? >> what are you looking at? what about -- can we just talk about circumcision for a second. gentlemen, are you comfortable with circumcision? any of you guys okay with talking about that? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: scooby and konrad, you want to handle this? >> because i honestly, i would think -- it's funny how many man do not want -- they want circumcision for their children. and i would think that men -- between men and women, i would think that men would be like, "no, don't touch it. it's okay. leave it alone." but, apparently men are not comfortable with foreskin. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i just want to remind everybody, foreskin is coming on our show next week. they're a new band -- [ laughter ] -- from brooklyn and they're fantastic. you guys, cameron diaz and i are playing a new game after the break. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ parnell ] if you have ever used a smartphone
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you've got to be kidding me. sweetie, help us settle this. i say this and this is called southern hospitality. well, i call it the clean getaway. [ scoffs ] you're both wrong. it's the freshy fresh. everyone knows that. i didn't know that. oh yeah, that's what they're saying now. [ female announcer ] nothing leaves you feeling cleaner and fresher than the cottonelle care routine. try them together. then name it on facebook.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: everybody, i'm back with one of our favorites, cameron diaz. her new movie, "what to expect when you're expecting," is in theaters next friday, may 18th. look at you right here. >> that's me. [ scattered cheers ] >> jimmy: white mischief,
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they're calling you. >> i think we decided that was going to either be my rapper name or the name of my first album, right? >> jimmy: yeah, white mischief is pretty good. i love the new short hair cut you got there. there's been some controversy around this. >> yes, there has been some controversy around this. >> jimmy: what went down? yeah, you just told the story -- >> okay, i did. this is the thing. i just want to clear it up because i decided to get my hair cut way back in october. i cut it to, like, here. then, i went to here. then, i went to here. i asked my girlfriend who cuts my hair, can i get a little trim? it's just before christmas. and i share this story kind of like about how fun it is, everybody -- my girlfriend cutting my hair in the kitchen. and it just kind of got -- it went from here to, like, here, and it was just this much. but, it makes a difference when you hair's that short. so, of course, i tell the story, i burst into tears because i wasn't expecting it. but then, i loved the haircut. i loved it afterwards. i find out, for a whole week afterwards, everybody's calling my poor girlfriend, who's the like loveliest woman. you just saw her.
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who's a good friend of yours as well. >> jimmy: i love her so much. >> she's like the most amazing hair dresser. and they're calling her, "are you okay? are you all right?" "life and style" is calling her, do you want to do a interview about how you ruined cameron diaz's hair? like, you know -- >> jimmy: what is going on? >> i'm like, what is wrong with people? how can you take something so innocent and turn it into something -- i mean, this is like, every person she's ever met calls her. it's like -- and this is her livelihood. and i just was like, i can't believe they'd take something and turn it into something negative every time. it was like -- >> jimmy: but ultimately, you looked gorgeous. >> yeah, and i love my haircut. thank you, by the way. i do love -- i love the haircut and i loved it right away, but it was really just sort of -- >> jimmy: whatever you say -- they flip it around. >> it's true. >> jimmy: if you say, i eat eggs and bacon every morning. they'll be like, "cameron diaz on crazy eggs and bacon diet." >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: that's all she's eating. >> that's it. >> jimmy: that's all she's eating forever. >> forever. i know. >> jimmy: well, good. i'm glad you straitened it out. i think it looks great long and short. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we have a new, fun game. and i know you're always up for
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fun games. >> i love fun games. >> jimmy: all right, good. so here's the deal, we found a funny app -- >> i'm a gamer. >> jimmy: -- recently. it's called "sound board." and we've made up a fun game around it. you seem like a good person to play with. it's called, "silent but deadly." [ light laughter ] wanna play? >> yeah, i do. >> jimmy: okay, here we go. it works like this, you have to stay silent and keep a straight face while the other person presses the button on the phone. >> all right. >> jimmy: no one can break. sounds will come out of the phone. you have to stay silent, no breaking. we'll do three rounds. the first round is -- you have to press the button with a super serious straight face. >> do i have to look at you when it -- >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> okay. who's going first? >> jimmy: i'll go first. ready? >> mm-hmm. [ laughs ] >> jimmy: all right, here we go. that's all right. ready? >> you're pushing it first. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm pushing it first. here we go. >> don't do it. okay, let's go. >> jimmy: ready?
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[ farting sound ] [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: very good. all right, now, you -- very good. you did a good job. >> i did a good job. >> jimmy: yes, you did great. now, you go. [ cheers and applause ] press the button. super serious straight face. >> i have to be serious with you too? [ farting sound ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. we both lost that one. all right -- we're tied. round one, we're tied. round two. we have to do it again but we have to have a surprised face when you press the button. >> okay. and do you have to hold it? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you go first. [ farting sound ] >> i did it. >> jimmy: okay, you did it. yeah. >> okay, ready? [ farting sound ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, wait. are we still tied? this is the last -- this is the
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breaker right here. here we go. this one, final round, we have to do it -- >> what is it? what is it? what face? >> jimmy: we have to do it with an angry face. >> like that? >> jimmy: that's a good angry face. that's a good angry face. >> you go first, you go first. [ light laughter ] [ farting sound ] >> that was actually really easy. >> jimmy: that was easy? all right, wait, you got to go one more time. angry face. [ farting sound ] >> jimmy: you guys, i love her so much. i'll give you the win because you're the best. [ cheers and applause ] go see cameron diaz and an all-star cast in "what to expect when you're expecting." oh, my gosh. we love her. michael phelps joins us next. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ coffee? how long is this one going to last?
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: our next guest is the proud owner of 16 olympic medals, 14 of which are gold. this summer in london -- he's amazing. he will attempt to set the record for the most olympic medals won by any athlete, ever. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, team usa's own, michael phelps! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> we were actually laughing. we were laughing. >> jimmy: michael phelps, how are you, buddy? nice to see you. >> good. >> jimmy: thank you for coming back to the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: are you excited about this? >> yeah, it's going to be here before we know it. >> jimmy: i mean, it is. it's coming up soon. are you moving to london, like, next week? >> i'm actually getting ready to go to colorado. i won a meet this weekend in charlotte and then we go to colorado for two two week phases. >> jimmy: is that a training center in colorado? >> yeah. well, it's at altitude. so we train in altitude for two weeks. >> jimmy: and why do you train in altitude? because the air is thinner? >> you reproduce more red blood cells so you can recover faster and you get more work done. and i have to play catch up anyway because i haven't really had the best laps in three years. so i need all the help that i can get over the -- >> jimmy: oh, come on. >> -- next couple weeks. >> jimmy: you're still amazing. i mean, come on. so are you excited about this record? does this, like, blow your mind?
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you're going to have more medal than any athlete in the world. >> i didn't even know it was until somebody told me. >> jimmy: i told you backstage. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we should talk more. [ laughter ] dude, this is huge. i mean, you're three medals away. this is it. you hold the record. are you excited? i mean, you have 14 golds. >> i have my goals though. that's the only thing that's really keeping me excited. >> jimmy: your goals? >> my goals. >> jimmy: what are your goals. you're already doing one of your goals. you're on the show with me, talking with me right now. [ laughter ] congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> i was hoping -- >> jimmy: it's like a wheaties box right now. i mean, this is exciting. >> i was hoping to see you swim again, though. >> jimmy: what's that? >> i was hoping to see you swim again. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. well, don't worry about that. yeah, yeah, yeah. i appreciate it, buddy. last time he came on was a video game and he rigged the game and beat me. [ laughter ] but now, you're training. now, you sleep in an air chamber, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how does that work? does your bed go in a bubble and then you zip up the bubble? and then -- >> it's kind of like a giant box around my bed and there's a door at the bottom of the bed. and i sleep between 8500 and 9,000 feet. so it's really strange.
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>> jimmy: what is going -- so you sleep in, like, a coffin at night? [ laughter ] this is like "dark shadows." >> if i get up in the middle of the night, i literally have to crawl to the end of the bed, open up the door, crawl out, and then once i come in, close the door again. it's like, you have your own personal air conditioning and -- >> jimmy: can i get a little personal? what if there's two people in your chamber? [ laughter ] >> how did i know that was going to come? i knew that was going to come. >> jimmy: you knew it was going to come, right? so you have to crank it up so both of you -- or one sleeps outside the box? [ laughter ] i mean, you've just got to focus up, right? you just can't even worry about that stuff. you don't have to answer me. now, you're three medals shy. my big question is, how many events do you compete in? >> well, time will tell. trials are -- trials are in the end of june. so we'll know -- >> jimmy: so end of june you do your trials and you go, i'm good at this. >> i mean, we're going to have an event that i -- a schedule that i think i can handle. and do my best at and, you know,
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in the couple weeks -- like i said, to really just fine tune some things. then, we'll know. >> jimmy: what's your -- your main -- the one you love so much. is it the butterfly? >> 200 fly is my first event. >> jimmy: you beat me last time in the video game. >> we were watching earlier when you were dancing -- i don't know what that was. when you were dancing and -- >> jimmy: i wasn't dancing. i was swimming like you do in the olympics. [ laughter ] dude, here's the deal. wait. here's what i want you to do because here's the deal. you don't have any silver medals, right? you have gold and bronze. two bronze? >> gold and bronze. gold and bronze. >> jimmy: don't you want a silver? [ laughter ] >> not really. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't want the whole collection? the whole collection. so wait. so in the middle of the butterfly -- you're doing the butterfly. >> you try to get second place? >> jimmy: get a little wave -- give a little at me and get a little silver, just for fun. [ laughter ] enter an event that you know you're going to cream everybody
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and just get a silver in it. and then, enter another event -- >> why not the gold? >> jimmy: i want to you get the whole collection. i want to you to be a -- you've got to have goals, michael. [ laughter ] now, tell me about this visa "go world" campaign. >> you know, it's kind of cool. you know, the whole thing -- you know, throughout my whole career i've had a ton of support. and without the fans none of this would be possible. so fans can go to the visa facebook page and they can send out their messages for -- whether it's a picture, a video, a picture or just like a message. and if they get selected, they get the opportunity to maybe be in a spot during the olympics, like a congratulatory spot. so it's -- so fans can go to the visa facebook page and they can send out their messages for -- whether it's a picture, a video, a picture or just like a message. and if they get selected, they get the opportunity to maybe be in a spot during the olympics, like a congratulatory spot. so it's -- >> jimmy: your facebook name? or your twitter name will be on or whatever it is. your facebook name will be on -- >> yeah, you just go on the visa facebook page and send a message out to -- >> jimmy: to you? >> well, hopefully me. but there are also other athletes. >> jimmy: are there? [ laughter ] come on, phelpsy. we're talking about you, man. this is your year.
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this is it. you in london, baby! [ cheers and applause ] that's what you do. i've got to say, you're the nicest guy and thanks for coming back. i'm going to get on this thing and i'll be rooting for you. i'm actually going to go out to london with nbc. so if you hear a high-pitched scream -- >> that's you. >> jimmy: i'll be in the -- yeah. i'll be in the pool. hey, what's up buddy. >> i'll wave to you. i'll wave to you. >> jimmy: will you wave to me? oh, i love you. michael phelps, you guys. watch him at the london olympics starting july 27th, right here on nbc. of monsters and men perform next. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests scored a huge debut with their first album "my head is an animal." they're making their first appearance on american tv tonight to perform their hit single "little talk." please welcome of monsters and men! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ i don't like walking around this old and empty house ♪ ♪ so hold my hand i'll walk with you my dear ♪ ♪ the stairs creak as i sleep it's keeping me awake ♪ ♪ it's the house telling you to close your eyes
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and some days i can't even trust myself ♪ ♪ it's killing me to see you this way 'cause though the truth may vary this ♪ ♪ ship will carry our bodies safe to shore ♪ ♪ ♪ hey hey hey ♪ ♪ there's an old voice in my head that's holding me back ♪ ♪ well tell her that i miss our little talks soon it will be over ♪ ♪ buried with our past we used to play outside when you were young ♪ ♪ and full of life and full of love some days i feel like i'm wrong when i am right ♪
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♪ your mind is playing tricks on you my dear 'cause though the truth may vary this ♪ ♪ ship will carry our bodies safe to shore hey ♪ ♪ don't listen to a word i say the screams all sound the same ♪ ♪ though the truth may vary this ship will carry our bodies safe to shore ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ you're gone, gone gone away i watched you disappear ♪ ♪ all that's left is a ghost of you now we're torn, torn torn apart ♪ ♪ there's nothing we can do just let me go me against you ♪ ♪ now wait, wait wait for me please hang around ♪ ♪ i'll see you when i fall asleep don't listen to a word i say ♪ ♪ the screams all sound the same though the truth may vary this ♪ ♪ ship will carry our bodies safe to shore don't listen to a word i say ♪ ♪ the screams all sound the same though the truth may vary this ♪ ♪ ship will carry our


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